Looks like us 'Muricans done did got smart 

"DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever" (eg6) 08/13/2018 at 14:51 • Filed to: None

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Went to a gas station to buy smokes, and they had kinder eggs in there for sale, with the toy inside! We’re now not stupid enough to choke on toys, yay!

gawdzillla > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 08/13/2018 at 14:56

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the regular kind or this

https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/kinder-joy/

fintail > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 08/13/2018 at 14:56

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I think those are dumbed down (two distinct pieces, not like a Euro/Canadian market item) Murkan market eggs though, you know, because of freeeeedom and less big government and the other fantasies.

CalzoneGolem > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 08/13/2018 at 14:56

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Were they kinder joys?

because those are different . They are freakin’ tasty though.

benjrblant > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 08/13/2018 at 15:00

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Give it a few days.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > gawdzillla 08/13/2018 at 15:04

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I guess those, I didn’t look to closely at them. 

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > CalzoneGolem 08/13/2018 at 15:05

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That does look good af, should’ve gotten one. 

404 - User No Longer Available > CalzoneGolem 08/13/2018 at 15:12

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So this is the chocolate equivalent of ugly European bumpers of the 70s...

For Sweden > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 08/13/2018 at 15:36

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Congrats on the bad chocolate

CalzoneGolem > 404 - User No Longer Available 08/13/2018 at 15:44

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Yeah except you get to put some delicious balls in your mouth.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fintail 08/13/2018 at 16:25

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I like to smuggle them across the border along with Haribo Starmix.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 08/13/2018 at 16:27

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I could get you a real one, but it’ll cost you. I usually smuggle one or two of them back into the US every time I go to Canada in a car.

I used to also bring their Mountain Dew back, but now it’s just as shitty as ours.

fintail > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/13/2018 at 16:45

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I used to bring eggs south back in the day.  The last time I did, they were met with a resounding “meh”, so never again.  

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fintail 08/13/2018 at 17:05

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I’ll admit that other chocolates are better. Coffee Crisps, for example.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/13/2018 at 18:31

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What, Canada used to get better Mountain Dew? Was it made with real sugar or something? 

fintail > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/13/2018 at 21:33

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I am partial to the Wunderbar, and a co-worker likes Purdys , so I always bring something back when I go north.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 08/14/2018 at 10:35

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Real sugar, no caffeine. I described it as a “light fruity beverage” the first time I had it.

Back in the early 00s my buddy was working on a project in Calgary (he’s from the US, as was all of his team), and it took them a couple weeks to figure out why the hell all the programmers were struggling so much on this project . They finally realized that the Mt Dew (which every single programmer under about 40 drank copious quantities of back then) didn’t have caffeine in it. After they started importing cases of it their productivity dramatically improved.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fintail 08/14/2018 at 10:42

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Y ou’re the third person I’ve met that claimed Wunderbar was their preferred Canadian candy bar. I have yet to try it...

fintail > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/14/2018 at 16:01

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peanut butter and a little caramel work well